Nba dumbest quotes ( lol )
- Shaq:
"What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning."
"I've won at every level, except college and pro."-on his lack of championships when he was still a Magic.
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
"I have a lot of knowledge in my medulla oblongata" (medulla oblongata = part of brain that controls breathing, heartbeat, digestion, etc.)
"Sam (the guy who told him to retire) is an idiot. I-D-O-U-T"
"Kobe is nothing like me. I'm wild. All Kobe does is sit in the house, read, play chess, and get thrashed by his old woman for getting 91's on tests."
"I'm like President Bush. Nobody likes me, nobody respects me, but everyone votes for me."
- Charles Barkley:
"If Yao Ming ever scores 20 points, I'll kiss a donkey's butt"
"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
-Kobe:
In DIME magazine "I've always been an outcast. Since I was a little kid. I was the only black kid in Italy, I was the only Italian kid in America."
- Patrick Ewing:
"Why would I want to help them win a title?" They're not doing anything for me. I'm at risk.
- Latrell Sprewell:
I have a lot of risk here. I got my family to feed."- Minnesota Timberwolves' Sprewell , on his contract negotiations (10/31/04)
- Jason Kidd
"Were going to turn this franchise around 360 degrees!!!" when he was drafted by Dallas as the 2nd pick overall at the 1994 draft.
- Ron Artest:
"Teach math classes in elementary schools throughout the country."- on his New Year's resolution
- Rasheed Wallace:
I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster. Darko's got some bodies back there [in Serbia-Montenegro]. He can go psycho on guys."-on teammate Darko Milicic
- Antawn Jamison:
"He's not 20 years old. No way. I'm going to have to see a birth certificate or something."- on LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers
-Dikembe Mutombo:
"I can not do the finger wave to the guy after I block a shot, I have to do it to the crowd. I did it to the crowd, but the referee said there was a bench in front of the crowd."- on his technical for wagging his finger after a block
-Antoine Walker:
"Because there are no fours."- when asked why he shoots so many threes
-Doug Collins
"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win."
- Tom Nissalke:
"Tom."
-Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966
- Marc Jackson
"Unstoppable, baby!"
-Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss
-Jason Williams
"I will shoot all you Asian (bleeps) ... Do you remember the Vietnam War? I'll kill y'all just like that."
-Point guard Jason Williams to a fan of Asian descent sitting behind the Kings bench during a game at Golden State. Williams was fined $15,000 by the NBA.
PLZ feel free to add any one you know
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oh gods so hilarious some of these.. walker is jsut too hilarious
"A nationality that easily feels wronged is an insecure one, and one that will be difficult to progress."-Anonymous
- Marc Jackson
"Unstoppable, baby!"
-Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss
This always cracks our groups during drinking sessions. Classic classic. Imagine if he wasn't joking
IF THERE IS NO BASKETBALL IN HEAVEN, I AM NOT GOING.
Not sure if the title of the thread is correct (NBA Dumbest Quotes) since some of these are sarcastic remarks (Shaq) or jokes (Walker, Sir Charles, Sheed), while some others are in fact NBAers saying dumb stuff (Kidd, Spree, Artest, J-Dub).
If you are going to be strict and serious about it then yes there are better thread titles... But DUMB is such a broad word, so for me it covers what the threadstarter is trying to sayOriginally Posted by Czarkazem13
IF THERE IS NO BASKETBALL IN HEAVEN, I AM NOT GOING.
Shaq Everybody always talks about winning. Phil took us to the Finals four out of five years. We won three years out of five. To my math, that’s 60% of the time.
REPORTER: Let’s just say that a snake bit your mom right here, right in the chest area. Would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title?
SHAQ: No, but I would with your wife.
“Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.”
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you as rich as me, they won’t make you rebound like me, and they definitely won’t make you as handsome as me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it. -Charles Barkley 2003 Commercial
"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know." - Shaquille O'Neal
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice
# "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." - Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record in 1992
The whole life is summarized in two things;
Hankering for what we don't have
and
Lamenting for we have lost
-Srila Prabhupada
www.indiabasket.net: India's top basketball site
Classic. Works at any time
The whole life is summarized in two things;
Hankering for what we don't have
and
Lamenting for we have lost
-Srila Prabhupada
www.indiabasket.net: India's top basketball site
I believe him
Wow, it's not about being "strict and serious" but the word "dumb" entitles that the quotes were all made out of ignorance - which they don't seem to be.If you are going to be strict and serious about it then yes there are better thread titles... But DUMB is such a broad word, so for me it covers what the threadstarter is trying to say
Also, not sure what language you are talking about, but in English, dumb basically means two things: stupid or mute. But - then again -maybe I'm just being "strict and serious."
I agree, Putting Shaq and Charles in here is the DUMB thing to do, these guys are just comedians and deserves a site of their own for that matter-I'm sure Charles has a few...
For instance, quotes like "I can shoot with my right hand, I can shoot with my left hand-I'm Amphibious" by Charles Shackleford-THAT'S DUMB!
Ok man point takenWow, it's not about being "strict and serious" but the word "dumb" entitles that the quotes were all made out of ignorance - which they don't seem to be.
Also, not sure what language you are talking about, but in English, dumb basically means two things: stupid or mute. But - then again -maybe I'm just being "strict and serious."But still, without being too strict and serious about the word, we'd enjoy the thread anyway
IF THERE IS NO BASKETBALL IN HEAVEN, I AM NOT GOING.
This one's not dumb, just funny:
"I will never forget the time when me and Michael (Jordan) combined for 63 points in a playoff game" - Stacey King said after Jordan scored 61 points when they were both playing for Chicago
Never said the thread wasn't enjoyable.Ok man point taken
LOL!!!! I forgot all about that one.
On that note here's a strictly dumb one
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- forward Drew Gooden on the ups and downs of his NBA career
Not that Drew Gooden has any basketball IQ to brag about...
IF THERE IS NO BASKETBALL IN HEAVEN, I AM NOT GOING.
LOL I remember seeing Sir Charles kiss that donkey's ass. Priceless...
LOL, yes dumb.On that note here's a strictly dumb one
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- forward Drew Gooden on the ups and downs of his NBA career
Not that Drew Gooden has any basketball IQ to brag about...
"I don't want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win."
- Sherman Douglas
More on the ironic side:
"No comment."
- Michael Jordan, after being asked for his response to making the "All-Interview Team".
Hell that's a funny one !!!!!!!!
I also got some more: LOL
“Not really. I’m not a fan of Chinese food” — Bobby Simmons, on whether he’s looking forward to playing in Japan.
“Play some Picasso.” — Chris Morris, to a piano player while trying to impress a date.
yeah, ever heard the "bombing of Guernica symphony"
"I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate." - Marcus Camby, on communicating with teammate Nene Hilario.
“Sure, we make a lot of money, but we spend a lot, too.” — Patrick Ewing, during the NBA lockout.
Wow poor Ewing, he was unemployed for one season, after all he's got to pay the rent. (LOL
“I don’t see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes.” -Marcus Camby, on the NBA implementing a dress code. Yeah, who can afford to buy a suit on a seven-million-dollar salary?
hahahah
“I don’t have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome.” - Jerome James, on Coach Nate McMillan’s comments about players on Seattle being selfish.
“I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score.” — Ricky Davis.
Oh god forgives him (Davis)
I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee.” — Drew Gooden.
“Well, he’s a good player for Minnesota.” — Gary Payton, when asked what he thought about Serbia.
alright this is not a NBA quote but it really deserves to be here:
The Yankees(Professional Baseball Team) are only interested in one thing, and I don't know what that is - Former Yankee outfielder Luis Polonia
Last edited by Lewis; 09-16-2009 at 08:52 PM.
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Funny!Putting Shaq and Charles riding on a donkey singing we are brothers from a parent.
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